Monday, August 27, 2012

To Scared to Sag

 First of let me point out that sagging is stupid and juvenile. I didn't always think this way. When I was younger I thought that sagging was dangerous. If a gust of wind was strong enough you could wind up mooning someone. Also It was really easy to get depantsed. This lead to a strange paradigm in my old school. Sagging became a symbol of ones power. To be able to show great weakness and not fear being pantsed was a sign stature. Also important to note the more you sagged the higher up the social pyramid you were. This was a weird fad until the point when the lights went out and everybody went on a pantsing frenzy. To be clear I never sagged! Depantsing is another story.

By Gio Aboujaoude


  1. that is so true, i hate it when boys do that.

  2. Hahaha i have seen this in the states when i visited... A lot of people sagged..I once asked one of my friends why they sagged and they said because it is swaaag. haha nice topic dude.
    BTW this is Fares from 7th grade