Thursday, October 17, 2013

Chinese Food

Let's play a game... Below you will find a music video. A music video that was written and produced by Patrice Wilson, the same man who wrote and produced "Friday" sung by Rebecca Black. Now, here comes the interesting part; It's even worse. So, go ahead. Click it. Watch the video. Listen to the lyrics. After all, what could possibly be worse than the worst song in the world. The answer is obvious. It's called "I love chinese food" by Alison Gold. (How come all these singers have colors for last names?) 

by Chris Galvez 11th. We apologize to the Chinese.

27 comments:

  1. Yeah this is worse than Friday. She has a better voice than Rebecca Black, though. She kind of made me not like chinese food. What up with the panda? This video is so weird! Thank you Chris, now the song is stuck in my head!

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  2. Ok... The song is ok... She actually sing really good. But music video is really weird... And some parts are actually gross and it said it is chinese food and in some part, Japanese are coming out. This is really weird.

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    1. It's sad and depressing how people think that all Asian languages are the same. They can't differentiate between Chinese, Korean, and Japanese. I guess they should have done more research. This is unprofessional.

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  3. I didn't even watch the video but, I disagree with you on the point that Rebecca Black's "Friday" is bad. On a variety of different levels "Friday" is able to touch the soul, but more than that, offers a new insightful commentary on America's occupation in the middle east. That being sad, I'm sure you're missing the real point of this new song. From the title, my guess is that it is an allegory for the depletion of resources and over population in China.

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    1. On the contrary Gaby. Based on the mood and tone of the song, it's clear to see that China is, in fact, pretty well off. So, it's not an allegory for China's problems, but actually celebrating Chinese Culture. I'll even go so far as to say that this video was made by the Chinese to show Western Civilization that it's doing fine by itself and we should leave it alone. From that we can infer, since China wants to be left alone, China is plotting something. Therefore, this video could be the premature announcement of World War III, which leads me to my initial statement; this video is worse than Friday.

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  4. This was even worse than Friday by Rebecca Black, and I didn't think that was possible. Why does this dude keep on producing music videos like these? He is literally ruining the poor girl's life by making her do all this stuff. Of course she wasn't forced to do it but still, I actually feel bad for her and who ever watched this.

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  5. ....In my opinion, this song sounds really childish...and bad. I never heard of Rebecca Black's "Friday", but with this song, I would never like to heard again. I didn't even finish to listen to it. From the start when they made CG effect of putting a rainbow on Chinese food, I was like 'Wow, why don't they put an unicorn there dancing?' Anyway, I really didn't like this song neither the music video.

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  6. I think that the words in this was worse than Friday by Rebecca Black, but her voice was a lot better than Rebecca Black's voice in her video. I think that its funny and stupid in the video when she gets mad and angry cause she's hungry and she starts to kick the air and then she pushed trash can away.

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  7. I think that the words in this was worse than Friday by Rebecca Black, but her voice was a lot better than Rebecca Black's voice in her video. I think that its funny and stupid in the video when she gets mad and angry cause she's hungry and she starts to kick the air and then she pushed trash can away.

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  8. ok.... This might be the most disturbing video I might have ever seen.... A grown up man dressed up as a panda surrounded by 12 year old girls.... umm... just no.... I love chinese food but I mean like I wouldn't make a big deal about it... The lyrics are just weird....

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  9. I have seen the Friday song and I didn't like it at all. And this video is worst. But I have to agree it is really random and it made me laugh. Yet it is weird that a 30 something year old guy is in a 12 year old party. Its really disturbing.

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  10. I haven't heard the song Friday by Rebecca Black, but this song, don't like it... song about Chinese food, I think it is little childish. Also music video was little random and weird... But the song gets stuck in your head :(

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  11. Hahahahahaha this is so funny. I like chinese food too! hahaha. The panda man is a bit pedofile if u think of it! oh well its so funny! great post!

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  12. I...I don't even know what to say. I almost never want to eat chinese food ever again. Never mind, forget that.

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    1. I, personally, won't eat chinese food again unless it comes in the form of a buffet. Also, I can't look at a panda the same way.

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  13. never again. That was just awful. Her voice was ok but that was the most pointless song ever.

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  14. I couldn't watch it it is so horrible how could they make this. its worst than friday by rebbeca black.

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  15. Um... that was just weird and random. I'm speechless. Chinese Food is okay.. but no I would never write a song about it. That was just odd. -_-

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  16. Well... I'm at a loss of words... I find it hilarious that these kids, (with colorful last names) think they have any career whatsoever working with this industry. Who's even heard anything about Rebecca Black anymore? It's hilarious and embarrassing. I don't even know what to say....

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  17. This is the worst song I have ever heard. This is not even singing is just talking and making the worlds long. I think it is funny because is ridiculous and it makes no sense and is disturbing and is just weird. I don't like it. IT IS ANNOYING!!!

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  18. It's disturbing! It's so weird and it's the worst song ever! Now it's stuck in my head.

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  19. This is hilarious, well what you wrote is hilarious, but I agree this song is completely ridiculous. Could humanity get worse?

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    1. Careful what you wish for... This guy might post a new video called "Puppies" or something.

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  20. You know what the sad thing is, this girl is like 13 years old and she is already suicidal. What kind of life does she have that she is so willing to lose it at a young age?!?! People probably send her death threats on, miraculously, singing a song worse than Friday.

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  21. I love this song! I think this song is better than Friday. I also love her voice! Thx for posting this!

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