To Scared to Sag

 First of let me point out that sagging is stupid and juvenile. I didn't always think this way. When I was younger I thought that sagging was dangerous. If a gust of wind was strong enough you could wind up mooning someone. Also It was really easy to get depantsed. This lead to a strange paradigm in my old school. Sagging became a symbol of ones power. To be able to show great weakness and not fear being pantsed was a sign stature. Also important to note the more you sagged the higher up the social pyramid you were. This was a weird fad until the point when the lights went out and everybody went on a pantsing frenzy. To be clear I never sagged! Depantsing is another story.

By Gio Aboujaoude